Killer Tomatoes .... Terrorists or Freedom Fighters?

[enigma]

With everyone being all so serious i feel the need to make a mockery of it all .... yes i have an inability to be serious for more then 5 minutes! :p


A secret experimental government program has created killer tomatoes and now they have got lose...

They have gone on rampage of wanton destruction and murder .... like Herbert Farbage, while taking out his garbage, he turned around, and he did see, tomatoes hiding in his tree, now he's just a memory!


So fighting for a land which is equally theres and the rights they deserve or homicidal maniacs who deserved to be squished and put into bottles ....


discuss....

http://userfs.cec.wustl.edu/~naw1/nh/hallucinations/killer-tomato.png

[Corporate Ignorance]

Heh, looks like they gonna eat us all, no matter who we are- russians or americans.:D But I think that they deserve to eat us...They have their own tomatoo's rights...They have been opressed by humans since their birth, put in concentration cans, cut, laid on plates and eventually, eaten...After death they turn into..eh..no matter, it is truly horrible...I beg all politically correct people here sign a petition -"Save a right of killer Tamato to eat one human per week- they deserved it!"

[Minicow]

Neither side is really any better. We both want to do the same, terrible things to each other. All it really comes down to is who wins in the end.

[chip360]

They have gone on rampage of wanton destruction and murder .... like Herbert Farbage, while taking out his garbage, he turned around, and he did see, tomatoes hiding in his tree, now he's just a memory!

OMG, I live right down the street from Farbage's nephew... shes greatly shaken up over the whole matter, tis was on a sunday afternoon unlike no other....

Ok, ill spare u the story, but... enigmas right, this is becomming a real issue, like just last week, a tomato ate my brocolli... of course my mom didnt believe it, but he did! I swear! This topic should be re-opened as this is a very serious and delicate matter were dealing with... why, if the tomatoes aquire nuclear technology.... IT COULD BE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT...... TOMATOGEDDEN :eek:

[Sgt So and So]

Well, I think we should all just calm down and try to initiate diplomacy with the tomatoes. They seem to be reasonable killer vegetables- why not talk with them like grown up, sentient beings?

[chip360]

ya we can form a.... To-plomacy :) , try to get them on our side

[BlackDragon]

Run, SCURRY! RUN AWAY FROM THE TOMATOES!