View Full Version : New threat in Basra, Iraq!
xplosiv
07-12-2007, 01:03 PM
Giant badgers terrorising Iraqis!
"rumours of a bear-like monster that eats humans and was allegedly released into the area by British forces to spread panic." LOL :p
"I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it"
LINK** (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070711/tod-iraq-unrest-animal-7f81b96.html)
Poor Iraqi's don't need anymore problems.
JonasDahlin
07-12-2007, 07:10 PM
Well of course it's the british!
Remember this quote "if we built this large wooden badger" :D
|:XAS:| Bravo
07-12-2007, 08:22 PM
This is true. My uncle was mauled by it yesterday while on patrol.
-X-Sublime
07-12-2007, 11:46 PM
wow are people realy that dumb around the world
wow are people realy that dumb around the world
You realise there are actual giant badger-like creatures stalking the countryside? Which part makes them dumb?
css2d
07-13-2007, 10:07 AM
And it is not the only case of the British to use animals to help them
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1274983,00.html
And it is not the only case of the British to use animals to help them
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1274983,00.html
'A Foreign Office source told Sky News: "The story is nuts."'
Does he think he's funny? :p
-X-Sublime
07-13-2007, 11:14 AM
You realise there are actual giant badger-like creatures stalking the countryside? Which part makes them dumb?That can rip a cow apart peice by peice?.....it sounds a bit like a cupacabra a blood sucking vampire monkey that kills sheep and cows in mexico :)
That can rip a cow apart peice by peice?.....it sounds a bit like a cupacabra a blood sucking vampire monkey that kills sheep and cows in mexico :)
Actually they can.
If they want to take a big animal down they will go for the testicals:eek:
Even lions wont go near them.
They are honey badgers BTW:)
The Honey Badger's courage is backed up by powerful jaws, knifelike front claws, and exceptionally tough and thick skin, almost 6mm thick at the neck. Its coat has been described as "hog-like," coarse and sparse, dark in color, with a skunk'ish, gray stripe from the forehead to the tail. It is broad and powerful, with stout, sturdy legs, and aided by exceptionally loose skin, the Ratel may twist its lithe body about to grab its assailant.
And woe betide the male assailant! According to folklore (and backed up by some circumstantial evidence), the Ratel goes for the scrotum when it attacks large animals (bull Buffalo, Wildebeest, Waterbuck, Kudu, Man) that offered real or imagined provocation. In the Kruger Park, adult male Buffalo, Gnu and Waterbuck have been found dead from loss of blood after ratels attacked them in the scrotum.
http://www.wildwatch.com/living_library/mammals-2/honey-badger
Chukada
07-14-2007, 12:10 AM
The British are comming! The British are comming!
SuperSoldier
07-14-2007, 06:53 AM
Everyone protect your nuts!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
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